Egyptian Gods Anubis and Horus were two of Egypt's most revered figures. Anubis is the God of dead, embalming, funerals, and mourning ceremonies. He's a Jackal-headed god who's the son of Osiris (god of the underworld and afterlife) and Nephthys, the funerary goddess. Ancient Egyptian embalmers would often wear Anubis masks to represent the guardian and protector of the dead.

His half brother, Horus is the god of war, the sky, and falcons. He's the son of Osiris and Isis, the goddess of magic, marriage, healing, and protection. Interestingly, Isis is also Osiris' sister, so is Anubis Horus' half-brother and half-cousin, and Osiris' son and nephew? I think so. These family tree Things confuse me even when people aren't marrying their close relations!

Despite their lineage, which is taboo by modern human standards, these two gods presided over Egypt's underworld and venerated dead for generations. And they're still two of Egypt's - and the world's - most popular figures.

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Bobby

Ice fishing sounds, well, pretty awful. Lonely. Cold. And potentially dangerous if you happen to misjudge your spot and fall into the frigid waters beneath the ice. Most ice fishers would tell you that sort of Thing doesn't happen. I'm here to tell you it would probably definitely happen to me.

For the last few years, these icy anglers have been trying to get the Olympic committee to recognize their sport. They've even asked the World Anti-Doping Agency to start random testing their athletes for "performance enhancing drugs".

Ice fishers joke that the agency should test for the "steroids" of the sport: beer and beef jerky. But the US Freshwater Fishing Association says they don't test for beer because, "everyone would fail".

So it seems unlikely that we'll see ice fishing in the next Olympic games. Especially if the competitors have to give up their suds. Because fishing without beer? On the ice or off, that's just unnatural!

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Bobby

When it comes to breaking world records, we tend to think of Things like eating the most hot dogs or holding the longest kiss or being the tallest, shortest, or oldest person on the planet. But a team of chemists in Manchester, UK had their sights set on someThing seemingly inconsequential: the tightest knot ever made.

You can't moor a boat, tie up your shoe, or even keep a fish on the line with this particular knot - it's too small. Microscopic, in fact. The world's newest knot is made of a strand of 192 atoms. It's about 200,000 times thinner than a human hair at two millionths of a millimeter wide.

The tightness of a knot is judged by the distance between its crossing points, where the ropes - or in this case, the atoms- cross. In this teeny knot, that distance is only 24 atoms. Check out this video, which shows how the atomic knot makes a triple loop and crosses itself eight times.

David Leigh, professor of chemistry at the University of Manchester is partly responsible for the new record. “We know how revolutionary knotting and weaving were for people in the stone age. It had an impact on clothing, tools, fishing nets, and so on. Maybe we’ll see just as great advantages from being able to do this with molecular strand," he says.

What does that mean, exactly? It's fancy way of saying that a knotted string of atoms "could make a whole new world" of Things possible. Big and small.

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Bobby

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about strange Christmas traditions. Among them, the Catalonian tradition of placing a Caganer among their nativity and other Christmas scenes. What's a Caganer? Literally "the defecator" or "the crapper".

The figurines (or giant statues as seen in this mall display) depict Catalonians and famous people from around the world squatting to do their doo. In the past, top crappers have included Queen Elizabeth and Pope Francis. This year, Catalonian Caganer makers updated their offering to include Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, but neither presidential pooper out-sold the all-time best-seller: Barack Obama.

What's the history of this tradition? Stories vary, but the most reasonable explanation is the figures recall a time when human waste was used as fertilizer to grow more food. Placing "the crapper" in your Christmas display is thought to give a boost the coming year's crops.

So next time you're in the Catalonia region of Spain around the holiday season, look for your favorite celebrities taking a squat among the decorations. You never know who you'll see next!

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Bobby