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Friday, July 29, 2016
Finally, it's time to start writing about my favorite holiday, Halloween! This is when I start my series of blogs to help you find all the Things you need to haunt your yard and your house, plan your costume and make the most of the Spookiest Day of the Year.

So, without further ado, here are some of my favorite Things for Halloween so far:

Zombie Things: Yes, zombies are still a Thing. You know The Walking Dead isn't going off the air any time soon and zombie movies World War Z, Warm Bodies and Wyrmwood are box office home runs. Which means more zombies, more zombies, more zombies.  Mess up your table with this set of zombie-fied salt and pepper shakers.


Makeup Things: You can't be convincing in any costume without super realistic makeup. Learn to use "paints, molds, silicone, and hair to age, mutilate, rot, and mutate" from the Hollywood experts. From gaping head wounds, to burns, to zombie-fied flesh, this book is a Halloween must-have.

Nerdy Costume Things: At the risk of basically going as myself this year, I'm considering picking up these nerdy Things. The blue suspenders flash or blink at the press of a button and, when you add one-size-fits all braces to the ever-popular nerd glasses, what a great costume!

If you don't like any of my favorite Things, you could always go as one of the political beasts this year.

If you dare.

See you next week,
Bobby

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Friday, July 22, 2016
It's that time of year again — it's Comic-Con in San Diego! And, if you were lucky enough to get a ticket (I wasn't) you'll be treated to early releases new movies like Star Trek: Beyond and the horror flick Lights Out.

But here's what's really stirring up the nerd set: three brand new TV shows scheduled to debut at the convention. Since I couldn't go to San Diego to see the previews, I thought we'd take a sneak peak into what all the hoopla is about.
  • People of Earth (TBS): This isn't Conan O'Brien's first Comic-Con. He's broadcast his late-night show from the 'Con many times. But this year he'll be previewing his new TV series about a support group where members write about their alien encounters. 
  • Son of Zorn (FOX): A blend of live action and animation, this comedy series centers on an animated warrior named Zorn from Zephyria who's been away for 10 years and now has to try to re-acclimate to the mundane reality of life on earth. 
  • Powerless (NBC):  This is a first-of-its-kind workplace comedy. Set in the DC Comics universe, it tells the stories of regular people who work at an insurance company. The twist? These 'regular people' are powerless in a world of superheroes and supervillians, who of course possess superpowers.  
All three sound like great shows to me. Of course, my nerdy friends are in agreement. We can't wait to see them, but since none of us made it to the 'Con, we'll have to bide our time until this fall when the new TV season opens.

See you next week,
Bobby

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Friday, July 15, 2016
This is apparently a Thing now, according to Christianity Today — if you tithe 10% of your income to the church, but feel like the blessings you receive don't add up to the amount you give, several churches will give you your money back.

No kidding.

It seems to have started with Pastor Perry Noble of the NewSpring megachurch. It's his version of a money back guarantee and it's inspired by a passage in the Old Testament:
Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the Lord Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it. ~Malachi. 3:10
According to Pastor Noble, "God literally says, ‘Test me out, see if I’m God,’ You and I cannot out-give him.” And so far he seems to be right. Of more than 7,000 parishioners who took the pledge, only 20 have taken advantage of the money back guarantee.

So maybe it really works. In any case, it has to be better than giving a percentage to the government. I never feel like I get my money's worth with them. And there are no refunds.

See you next week,
Bobby

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Friday, July 8, 2016
If you "ain't afraid of no ghosts", then this Colorado town could become yours. Yes, the entire town. Cabin Creek is just 45 minutes from Denver and it's for sale. No kidding. Here's the  Craigslist ad.

James Johnson bought the town — which was apparently renowned for its chicken fried steak and drew diners to the area in droves — over 35 years ago. He intended to turn the tiny town into a tourist attraction, but he and his wife have decided that they'd rather do some traveling.

Of course, it's not just a typical ghost town, deserted by residents and left to decay.  In the '70s, a couple who felt sorry for some travelers took them into their home. When the travelers found out that their hosts had money, they murdered the couple.

What's included? A cafe, a motel, a commercially zoned shop, a water well, and a mobile home. All for $350,000. Even if you are afraid of ghosts, it's great deal for an entire town. And you can always call the new, improved Ghostbusters.

See you next week,
Bobby

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Friday, July 1, 2016
The Hubble Space Telescope is a a truly remarkable Thing that never ceases to amaze me. It's been going round and round the earth at about 17,000 miles per hour for the last 26 years and it's racked up over three billion flight miles.

But, just in time for America's Independence Day, Hubble outdid itself by sending back this stellar display of 'fireworks' from the galaxy Kiso 5639:

(Click to enlarge)

What you're looking at is an explosion of newborn stars on one end of Kiso 5639, which is about 82 million light years from Earth. NASA says the spectacular display is due to "intergalactic gas raining on one end of the galaxy as it drifts through space."

No matter what you have planned or what fireworks show you're planning to attend, there's no one on Earth who can outdo Mother Nature this 4th of July.

See you next week,
Bobby

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