Does your dog eat the strangest Things? Mine, too. I have to watch where I put everyThing because, in the world according to Bosco, if a Thing is left within reach of his jaws it A) automatically belongs to him and B) must be edible.

Roscoe, a dog who lives out in Magnolia, Texas, doesn’t just share a similar name with my canine vacuum, he apparently shares the same philosophy. His human, Reagan Hardin constructed a painstakingly elaborate diorama of a Middle Ages farm for school and — silly human — left it within Roscoe’s reach. So, the night before her project was due, Roscoe ate it. The whole Thing. Right down to the wire frame that held the diorama together.

Veterinarian Carl Southern, who extracted the plastic chicken head, horse body, sheep, pig and finally the wire, warned, Don’t put anything past your dog. We all say ’my dog would never eat that,’ and that’s the main thing he’ll eat. I think that’s one Thing Bosco and Roscoe would agree on.

Keep an eye on your dog and I’ll see you next week,
Bobby