You know I like to make fun of incompetent criminals. It’s kind of my Thing. Well, one of my Things.

Which is great because social media has made it easier for criminals to be stupid, like the robber I told you about who posted his location on Snapchat while the cops were looking for him in his own house. But this pair even outdid the Snapchatting thief.

Everyone has heard that marijuana can make you paranoid, but these two pot dealers proved it. In Rexburg, Idaho, Leland Ayala-Doliente and Craig Holland were reported to police when they were seen pacing along Golden Beauty Drive. Whenever a car approached, both men would throw their hands in the air until the car passed.

Not surprisingly, concerned passersby called the police. What is surprising, is the two had already called 911 on themselves! When the cops got there, one of the dealers shouted, “We give up. We know we’re surrounded!” And then they told police where to find their stash — 20 pounds of marijuana.

According to the Idaho Falls Post Register, they were not surrounded, nor had they been followed by undercover officers. So I guess pot does make people paranoid. And maybe a little bit stupid, too.

Keep your cool. I’ll see you next week,
Bobby