Earlier this year,  I wrote about our Trump-y Things. We don't show favoritism around here, so to give the presidential hopefuls equal time, I decided to show you some Clinton-y Things today.  Here's one of my favorites, the Hillary Nutcracker. She can handle all the nuts in your house, but it remains to be seen if she can do the same in the White House.


If you love to hear the former First Lady laugh out loud, this pen could be for you. Not only can you hear her own recorded raucus laughter, you can actually write with the Thing. It's a perfect gift for Clinton fans. Or for people who want to torture their non-fan friends.

Now, one of my favorites, not for any sort of feelings toward the former FLOTUS, but for my undying love of poop humor, is the Hillary Clinturd. They got the hairstyle dead right, didn't they? Not to mention a few other Things. It remains to be seen if she can "flush" the competition, but either way, this Thing is a keeper.

See you next week,
Bobby