Forget
Christmas.
Yeah,
that’s right. You heard me!
April
Fools’ Day is—hands-down—my favorite holiday. Even here at Things, I need an
excuse for pulling pranks on the crew. April 1st gives me that
excuse, so I take it and run with it, cackling.
I’m
that guy who leaves out a bowl of Skittles mixed with M&Ms in the break
room. I’m the one taping tiny pictures of Nicholas Cage on the underside of
computer mice (even the track-ball ones, because, as it turns out, I’m
occasionally an idiot…). I’m even the guy who puts glitter in desktop portable
fans.
Wait…
that last one’s happening this year. (Don’t tell anyone, OK? It’ll be our
sparkly secret.)
Looking
for some new ammunition for the office? Some shiny gems to bring to your next
White Elephant Gift Exchange? Well, look no further than Novelties You Never Knew Existed!
Let the shenaniganery begin!
See you next week,
Bobby
Gag Lotto Tickets: Give your coworkers a
desperate ray of hope only to SNATCH IT AWAY AND RUN FOR THE HILLS! Every
scratch-off is a winner. The recipients? Not so much.
