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Friday, March 31, 2017
Today is a special day... It’s Friday! AND it's April Fools’ Day Eve!

It’s also Obi-Wan Kenobi’s birthday!

Well, it’s Ewan McGregor’s birthday, and regardless of whether that makes him “Newbie-Wan”, or “Only-Wan” depending on where your STAR WARS Saga loyalties lie, we here at Things believe that totally counts.

Without further ado…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MASTER KENOBI!!!!!

What better way to celebrate the noble Jedi Knight than by joining the Rebel Alliance? (Suit up here.)


Star Wars Oval Mug
That's no mug...it's a java station!
…or chugging your morning java from the Death Star? (Note: that’s java, the beverage… not to be confused with Jabba the Hutt—we strongly advise against chugging anything Jabba related. That’s just gross.)

Star Wars Lightsaber Room Light With Sound
Totally not my bedroom.
…or BUILDING YOUR OWN LIGHTSABER WHAT?! Yep. Construct and display this wall-mounted light-up model (with sound!) and pick your color. I recommend blue in honor of the birthday boy. You can change colors tomorrow should you feel the need, or you can just do what I did and get 8 of these suckers to form a Jedi rainbow on the wall, because why not?  

Need more STAR WARS gear? Fear not!  These are the STAR WARS Things you’re looking for.

On that note, let us all raise our lightsabers in tribute to Sir McGregor (Jedi Knight! Totally counts!) on this celebratory day: May the Force be with you always, and may you never be tempted by the Dark Side--we hear they use expired bantha milk in those cookies they keep promising anyway...

See you next week,

Bobby
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