Today is Christmas, so before everyone wakes up and starts tearing into their stockings and packages, I want to take this quiet minute to thank all of you for hanging out with all of us here at Things this year.

We've had so much fun bringing you all Things funny and farty, strange and weird, spoofy and spooky for the holidays. Thank you so much for making it a fun season for all of us — this and every year.  

I hope each of you are exactly where you want to be right now.  And I hope you get everyThing you wanted for Christmas.

Wishing you and yours a fun and funny, safe and happy holiday.
Bobby