Summer is just around the corner! For many, that means warmer temps, no school-zone slowdowns on your daily commute, and endless outdoor shenanigans. This week, I want to share a few tips on how to get the best out of your summer.
• Go sleeveless - Exercise your right to “bare” arms and level up your pun game at the same time with this
2nd Amendment sleeveless denim shirt. Or rock your veteran status with this
Vietnam Veteran tank top.
• Grill like a grownup - You can BBQ a mean burger, but what does that grill look like when you’re done? Steam clean that bad boy with the
Grill Daddy® to get rid of all the grease and baked-on food without using harsh chemicals.
• Create your own force field - Keep mosquitoes and their plague-filled needle faces away without using sprays or candles by wearing a
Personal Mosquito Repeller. Zika is noThing to screw with. Neither is West Nile Virus, Malaria, or… mosquitoes are evil, OK?
• Stay hydrated - No, don’t drink sunscreen. These “sunscreen”
tubes and
bottles are actually secret booze smugglers! Fill them up with your poison of choice to add a little spice to a dull cookout. Or simply use one as a water bottle at the beach and enjoy the looks of horror you get for chugging some SPF 30.
• Protect your noggin - Shield yourself from the sun with a wide-brimmed, breathable hat, like this
Solarweave Breezer. SPF 50+ cotton fabric and extra-wide brim helps block 99% of the sun’s harmful UVB rays, and mesh crown helps keep you cool.
• Feel the breeze - We have an arsenal of fans to blow your hair back and cool you off! The
iFan plugs into your iPhone®, this
mini fan is more powerful than its size suggests, and the
Kool Down™ is your own portable AC unit.
Check out our other summer Things
here and start your summer off #LikeABoss.
On the behalf of everyone here at
Things, I’d like to wish everyone an enjoyable and safe holiday weekend, as well as extend our heartfelt thanks to our military service members on this Memorial Day as we reflect upon and honor those who’ve given their lives for the freedoms we enjoy in the good ole US of A.
See you next week,
Bobby
